Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Hana the Banana Lab

Upon discovering Hana, we observed that she had obtained a number of lacerations on her skin. The anterior view of the body displayed two prominent gashes, the larger of the two being 4.92 cm superior to Hana's bottom tip. The larger cut was also 1.19 cm inferior to the smaller cut above it, and was measured to 5.31 cm in length. Additionally, a laceration was found 0.23 cm superior to the right ear, and a mysterious collection of 4 gashes on Hana's left side were observed to be 1.1 cm inferior to the right ear.
The posterior side of Hana yielded even more interesting wounds, with the 4 gashes found on Hana's left side displayed more prominently, as well as additional gashes on the inferior half of the body. The lowest laceration made on Hana on her left hand side was 0.42 cm lateral to the tip of the large, open gash directly adjacent to it. On and superior to Hana's left arm were the 4 gashes observed from both the anterior and posterior views; the second-to-last gash was 0.40 cm proximal to the last laceration on the left arm. The last laceration was 2.20 cm distal to Hana's left elbow.

Both sagittal views confirmed the depth of each laceration on the body; the notable gash on the Hana's left side was cut all the way to the midline, and the slight break on the superior half of Hana's let side was 1.25 cm long.


All of the observations above were carefully noted with additional drawings.
All of this evidence has inevitably led us to our conclusion that Hana the Banana was murdered brutally by Wolverine, who had a machete on hand. The distinct shape of Hana's lacerations, combined with the specific angle that each group of 4 slices shared led us to this conclusion, and unfortunately Hana was unable to survive the separation between flesh and skin when the machete  and Wolverine's knives cut deep into her.